“I’ve got the furnace door open. The zombie dogs and cats are almost here!”
“I’ve poured the squirrel brain juice all over the huge zombie mosquito.”
BUZZZZZ!
“Aw, shut up!”
“Throw it in the furnace and stand back!”
The mosquito lands inside the furnace with a thud. The zombie dogs and cats jump in following the scent. When the last one enters, they slam the door shut.
“Now what?”
“Let’s light ‘em up!”
An hour later: “It’s finally over.”
“Yes, but why is the furnace churning out purple smoke?”
“Hmmm… there must have been some extra potassium in those brains.”
