"I'm not accusing you of being terraphobic. I just asked how many shows have human characters."
"I dunno. I'm sure there are some."
"Name one then."
"What about There Goes the Neighbourhood?"
"The wacky neighbour?"
"Yeah, he was human."
"He was nothing but one big Earth joke, and that exaggerated prosthetic nose was just silly."
"Oh come on! Noses are funny! Especially that sound you make when you..."
"Sneeze?"
"Yeah. That always cracks me up."
"But it's not an accurate reflection of humans. Just because we have noses, doesn't mean we--" Unfortunately, his sudden unexpected sneeze completely undermined his point.