Do What You Love

�I wish you�d get a hobby.�

�I�ve got a hobby,� Matt said as he poked Charlie�s sore arm.

�I wished you�d get a different hobby,� Charlie hissed as he tried to write up what had caused him to get body-slammed by Bigfoot instead of Matt.

�This one suits me,� Matt said as he poked the same exact spot on Charlie�s arm as they sat on the unconscious Bigfoot.

�Well, it�s grotty bollocks to me!� Charlie spat as he wrote in his journal.

�We could talk about why Emily left you for Roger,� Matt said.

�You missed a spot,� Charlie said.