Did You See It!

“You are such a goddamned dick, you know that don’t you.”

“They see what they want to and if they want to see your mother in a piece of toast, then it’s not really my fault, is it?”

“It IS your fault. They want to and need to experience something miraculous from you so much that they are more than willing to convince themselves that Mom is appearing on church walls, water stains on windows and even on the piece of toast that you mentioned.”

“Hehehehe. The piece of toast was a real one.”

“See! Dick move, Dad! Dick move!”