The Future of Organ-icks

"EWWW, Uncle Aiden," exclaimed Star, "you are NOT eating organic chicken?"

"It's perfectly safe. The farms are inspected."

"That used to be alive, you know, and however can you afford THAT when you haven't purchased your internal memory chip?"

"What do you kids today know about real life? See, I wouldn't have one of those artificial intelligence thingies implanted in my head if you threatened me with a laser scalpel! I'd rather have real life, including my meat, thank you very much!

"Besides, I'm not putting any flesh in my mouth from the same lab that grew Neighbor Gregory's kidney!"