Lyre Lyre

"I'm confused. Am I lying or laying?"

"It depends. Use it in a sentence."

"I am lying or laying down on the bed. Which is it?"

"Definitely lying."

"Oh... I don't want to be a liar."

"That's not what--"

"I'd rather be laying. I could use the eggs."

"That's really not--"

"I guess I'd better get these duck feathers off of the bed then."

"Wait... You were actually laying down on the bed?"

"You said it should be lying."

"Yes, but that was before I--"

"I'm starting to think you don't know any more about it than I do."

*sigh*