“What part of the words ‘Do Not Open’ did you not understand?”
“But I closed it as fast as I could.”
“That’s not the point. You weren’t supposed to open the box in the first place.”
“How was I supposed to know there was a zombie mosquito in it?”
“If you had waited until I got back to the office, I would have told you.”
“Oh.”
“That’s all you can say – ‘Oh’?”
“Okay, I’m sorry I opened the box without knowing what was in it.”
“That’s better. Now, we need to find it quickly before it can bite anything.”
“Uh-oh.”
