A Gift of Love

“Is everyone present or accounted for?” Bubba asked as he began the monthly idiots anonymous meeting.

“Yep”, everyone replied in unison.

“Great! Did anyone do anything stupid over the Christmas holidays?”

“I gave my wife, Mattie, a gold bracelet,” Steve began.

“What's so stupid about that?” Bubba asked.

“It was engraved, to Ginger with love. I bought it for my girlfriend!”

Tom started the replies. “Steve, you are such an idiot!”

“Stupid is as stupid does, and that was stupid!” Mark chimed in.

“Steve, if anyone needs to be in this group, it has got to be you!”

“I know...”