God School

"All of you are here in my class to learn how to become effective deities, and make the most of the followers you've been assigned to. It's not all glory and delicious sacrifice; you have responsibilities, as well. Remember, gods should serve; you are there to teach, and guide—to assist your mortals in finding their way. You should be as a lighthouse to their souls...not a "master" or dictator, as some less ethical gods have been known to portray. Anyone who gets caught smiting, acquiring worship through extortion, or otherwise abusing their power will automatically fail this course."