What They Want to Hear

"If elected, I promise to increase government services and spend less money, balance the budget and lower taxes, and usher in a Golden Age of Happiness and Prosperity for everyone! As your Governor, I promise to focus on your needs. My door will be open for every citizen and I will always listen to what you have to say. A vote for me is a vote for a Brighter Future!" He waved and smiled to thunderous applause. "Thank you! I'm happy to be here!"

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"Was any of that true?"

"Well... I am happy to be here."

"Really?"

"No," he laughed.