curriculum mortae

"You don't seem to have much experience."

"I mostly do seasonal work."

"Halloween?"

"Yeah."

"The usual scary stuff, I assume?"

"I'm not really into all of that, to be honest."

"You do eat brains though, right?"

"I'm a vegetarian."

"How can we subjugate the living world, if you don't spread fear or eat brains?"

"Go for their hearts."

"Interesting. The rib cage may pose a problem but--"

"No, I mean try to win them over."

"How?"

"Advertising!"

"Thanks for coming in," the interviewer smiled, dribbling bits of old flesh and grave dirt onto his desk. "We'll get back to you."