Bonus

Charlie walked around the new bike and whistled appreciatively.

"Wow, Matt," Charlie said. "You're either the bravest or most incredibly ignorant person alive."

"Yeah," Matt agreed. "It's a sweet ride, isn't it?"

"Your mom, ex-wife, sister, and sister-in-law all must be livid."

"If they are, it's purely unintentional on my part," Matt said as he happily gunned the throttle.

"So, the fact that you knew that buying a motorcycle would tick them off had no bearing on your purchase," Charlie said as he studied the bike's different buttons and gauges.

"Nope," Matt answered. "That is just a sweet, sweet bonus."