Charlie walked around the new bike and whistled appreciatively.
"Wow, Matt," Charlie said. "You're either the bravest or most incredibly ignorant person alive."
"Yeah," Matt agreed. "It's a sweet ride, isn't it?"
"Your mom, ex-wife, sister, and sister-in-law all must be livid."
"If they are, it's purely unintentional on my part," Matt said as he happily gunned the throttle.
"So, the fact that you knew that buying a motorcycle would tick them off had no bearing on your purchase," Charlie said as he studied the bike's different buttons and gauges.
"Nope," Matt answered. "That is just a sweet, sweet bonus."