Any resemblance to persons living or dead...

"Has anyone else seen this?"

"Not yet. I brought it to you first."

"Are there copies?"

"As far as I know this is the only one. Do you want me to destroy it?"

"Destroy it? Heavens no! I want you to leak it. Just make sure it can't be traced back to us."

"But he'll look like a buffoon."

"He is a buffoon, but he's an affable buffoon."

"Won't he be a terrible President?"

"I don't know, probably. That's not what matters though."

"It isn't?"

"No. It may make him a terrible President, but it makes him a great candidate!"