Do What You Love

“I wish you’d get a hobby.”

“I’ve got a hobby,” Matt said as he poked Charlie’s sore arm.

“I wished you’d get a different hobby,” Charlie hissed as he tried to write up what had caused him to get body-slammed by Bigfoot instead of Matt.

“This one suits me,” Matt said as he poked the same exact spot on Charlie’s arm as they sat on the unconscious Bigfoot.

“Well, it’s grotty bollocks to me!” Charlie spat as he wrote in his journal.

“We could talk about why Emily left you for Roger,” Matt said.

“You missed a spot,” Charlie said.