The King of France
had seven aunts
who dropped by for a visit.
They had a chance
to make him dance
for one big bowl of Cheeze Its.
He went to prance
then split his pants
right as he did a knee lift.
The seven aunts
each had a glance
and went into a hiss fit.
They took a lance
up to his pants
and tried to mend and stitch it.
The King of France
then took a stance
and said "Don't fret, I'll pinch it."
He clenched his pants
throughout the manse,
his cheeks strained to the limit!
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