Sibling Rivalry

“My wife is leaving me.”

“Bro! I'm sorry! She’s a fun girl. I like her.”

“Yeah, well, about that…you’re not the only one. She’s having a little bit too much fun – with my best friend."

Sitting in silence.

“She says they’re in love.”

Sitting in silence.

”I blame myself…and you.”

“Why me?”

“You’re the one going on about threesomes and open relationships. You made it sound like so much…fun."

“I can’t tell anyone else. I wanted to be like my big sister. I swapped my wife. Now - I can’t get her back!”

A tear falls. In silence.